Tucked inside a souvenir snow globe on a shelf nobody remembers getting, a tiny yeti runs the coziest Hold'em poker table in the frozen north. Every game comes with hot cocoa, ambient snowfall, and extremely good manners. Free, and it never melts — it plays right in your browser.
Give the Globe a ShakeYeti Pete watches you approach the globe. He braces for impact.
Runs the Texas Hold'em table with enormous fluffy paws and pinpoint precision. Keeps the cocoa warm and the poker vibes warmer. Has never shed on a customer.
The globe's only penguin, therefore also its entire marching parade, swim team, and drama club. Falls asleep standing up mid-Hold'em-hand. Everyone's very impressed.
A snowman who dreams of tropical vacations he'll never take. Melts a little when nervous. Which, during poker games, is always. Bring a towel.
"People think being a yeti is all stomping around in the mountains. Nope. Cocoa temperature control and Texas Hold'em hosting. That's 90 percent of the job."— Yeti Pete, proprietor
"I'm not sleepy! I'm just resting my ey— ...zzz."— Penguin Pat, mid-poker-hand
No, and honestly, we've stopped asking why. Yeti Pete says it adds "atmosphere" to every Hold'em hand. Gerald Junior says it adds "pressure." Both are correct.
Nothing at all! It's completely free and plays right in your browser. Though Yeti Pete accepts compliments regarding his cocoa technique.
Gerald Junior is melting a bit because he's nervous, excited, cold, warm, and emotionally moved by your presence. He's having a wonderful time.